Crap Joke #467

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MacV2
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Crap Joke #467

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A chap went into his local butchers shop and asked for one egg, one sausage, one rasher of bacon and one slice of black pudding.

The lady serving him winked and said "You're a single fellah aren't you?"
He looked astonished and said "I am! How could you tell?"
She answered "Because you're a really ugly c**t!"
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Re: Crap Joke #467

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sorry Mac..... I just cant resist asking





















did you punch her after she said that to you :lol:
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Re: Crap Joke #467

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Don't be silly I would never punch a woman...

Er I mean don't be silly cant be me I don't like black puuding...
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Re: Crap Joke #467

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:lol: :thumbup:

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:lol:
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