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Jaglifter
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Post by Jaglifter »

Always watch your back!

Speaking of petro filling stations......

Filled up the Merc with 40 litres of super unleaded the other day. Unfortunately its a deisel :oops: :roll: Ran OK until I tried to start it again.........AA, Tow home, pump out the tank, new filter, 60 litres of diesel, 3 batteries to pump the fuel and get it started. Luckily no lasting damage. Can't even blame the missus. Did it all myself........... I'm sure the pump was blue - going to check tomorrow.....
She's my idea of beauty and thats what I ride.
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sirch345
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Post by sirch345 »

That is pretty serious I would say, even if the guy is still alive :!:

I remember a single wheel (complete with tyre) from a lorry hitting a woman who was standing beside her broken down car on the hard shoulder sometime ago, being on the news, it killed that poor woman :!:
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