(ripped off, but made me giggle)
2 blondes go to get a christmas tree out in the wild forests.
After hours of trudging around in the cold, 1 blonde says to the other:
"Right, I'm just taking the next one we see, whether it's decorated or not..."
A scientist has created a bra that prevents women's boobs from bouncing up and down and nipples from sticking out when they're cold/excited. His colleagues destroyed it and kicked his head in.
Tis the season...
Tis the season...
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
