A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here"
The priest says, "Don't start that sh1t again, you're in my closet now !
An old one.
An old one.
cheerz
kev
kev
Blame cupa, he's been telling me for ages that the jokes I post are shitekevg wrote:yeah, he has gone quiet of late, used to be two or three jokes a day from him
...c'mon Ig, whats happened, no one sending you e-mails any more?
but in strictly bad taste........................
The Ipswich Rugby team can't put together a team, they can't find a hooker anywhere..
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Seeing as he started it................iggy1966 wrote:The Ipswich Rugby team can't put together a team, they can't find a hooker anywhere..
Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and the Ipswich killer?
Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box
Advert - prostitutes required for Ipswich area. Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder.
sorry
Rich.
