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Zer0Zer0 · Post by **Zer0Zer0** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:48 pm

I got a plastic dinky toy type model of loris caporissi's 03 Ducati. in a plastic display case......again the person who got this for me has known me for ten years..and knows i'm a Modelmaker! but i usually get the poudstretcher deoderant and talc giftset from him. so i suppose it's a step in the right direction....

oh yeah.... a girl at the office has just taken a job to manage hospitality for next years 07 MOTO GP for DUCATI.....OMG ..comp tickets and an all area's pass ..please please please..for the Brit rounds please please please....at the very least some signed autographs..and souveniers..please please please...
and she said . i cant promise.. but ill see what i can do for donnington, and if she can get tickets and a pit pass.....

what a gal...!!

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:51 pm

See other thread on 'bike chat' under revenge of the sidestand.
So, first must be having my 'Storm decide for itself that it preferred to have a lie down after lunch!!!!!

Next though a mood light that you stick in the bathroom via a suction cup and it changes colour!!!!!!!!!!

'tis pretty though, even though the suction cup gives up the fight to hang on and it crashes into the bath!!!!

http://avonshop.co.uk/avonshop/default. ... %22&meta=&

You have to go to the site above. Click 'Wellbeing' along the top horiziontal menu, then 'Self Care' and then the fourth item down.!!!!

Post by **sirch345** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:57 pm

LotusSevenMan wrote:
Next though a mood light that you stick in the bathroom via a suction cup and it changes colour!!!!!!!!!!

'tis pretty though, even though the suction cup gives up the fight to hang on and it crashes into the bath!!!!

I can see where you are going wrong, you need to stick it to the bath not above it, as it's waterproof

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:21 pm

To be honest Chris I can tell you where to stick it.................. and it ain't the bath!!!

Trouble is, the person who gave it to me was very pleased as they had found me something 'different'!!! I feel guilty now but honestly I ask you,
; a mood light!
After that fateful Christmas day when the bike went over I suppose it would have been useful as a in-a-very-fooking-bad mood light!!!!

KAZ. You got what you got 'cos you're a girlie and that's what girlies get from parents

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:43 pm

Try this instead to 'Get Her In The Mood' Timbo
Sound required!!!

http://grantmcl.tripod.com/inmood.html

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:18 pm

You're going about the mood light wrong LSM.

You're supposed to fill bath, stick in mood light, add hot chick, turn bathroom lights off, party.

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:00 pm

I tried that Kitch but............................ the bl%dy chicken wasn't defrosted enough.
I'll get my coat shall I?

Post by **sirch345** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:02 pm

LotusSevenMan wrote:To be honest Chris I can tell you where to stick it.................. and it ain't the bath!!!

LOL

chaz · Post by **chaz** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:16 pm

worst present..
bank statement hit the floor this morning I could afford another storm if I had the money and paid back what I owe

stevieVTR · Post by **stevieVTR** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:50 pm

Ha, got a bottle of after shave (not bad either) but then my girlfriend walked out on me on Boxing Day and reclaimed the aftershave as she went..................

RAINMAKER · Post by **RAINMAKER** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:40 pm

stevieVTR wrote: my girlfriend walked out on me on Boxing Day and reclaimed the aftershave as she went..................

Did she have a beard too.........

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:39 pm

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chaz · Post by **chaz** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:40 pm

pity, if it had been good stuff you could have put it on ebay!!

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:46 am

I can't see what any of you are complaining about (except perhaps Stevie... Sorry to hear buddy...).

I got a quilted Christmas wreath from my mother that she lovingly made & gave to me a month early so I could hang it proudly at the entrance to my home for all to see. Each holly leaf & red berry individually quilted in nice bright colours for a lovely effect, with a gigantic red bow at the bottom.

And the worst thing? Nobody's even commented on it. People come, people look, people stammer as they try to look away, not knowing if it's just a very poor attempt at humour. What's a girl to do?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!

Anyone wanna swap for an Avon mood light?

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:12 pm

VTRgirl wrote:I can't see what any of you are complaining about (except perhaps Stevie... Sorry to hear buddy...).

I got a quilted Christmas wreath from my mother that she lovingly made & gave to me a month early so I could hang it proudly at the entrance to my home for all to see. Each holly leaf & red berry individually quilted in nice bright colours for a lovely effect, with a gigantic red bow at the bottom.

And the worst thing? Nobody's even commented on it. People come, people look, people stammer as they try to look away, not knowing if it's just a very poor attempt at humour. What's a girl to do?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!

Anyone wanna swap for an Avon mood light?

Under the topic of "most useless present" I thought you were going to say:

A really nice wallet with a clear plastic waterproof thingy to hold my licence!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

*runs*