A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch chipolata, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown".
The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big bloke kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. When the little guy finally comes around, the big guy asks him, "What's wrong with you? "
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me? "
The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch chipolata, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said Turn around !"
The big man
They both get incarcerated for crimes against comedy.
After some not very subtle innuendo from other inmates, they decide that they'll be 'together' rather than get repeatedly gang banged in the shower block.
The little guy broaches the subject by saying "Shall we play... um... mummies and daddies now?"
"Sure," replies Turner. "Can I be mummy?"
Thinking tis better to give than to recieve and frankly a little relieved, the little guy agrees.
"Great," says Turner, "Now get over here and suck mummy's rock!"
After some not very subtle innuendo from other inmates, they decide that they'll be 'together' rather than get repeatedly gang banged in the shower block.
The little guy broaches the subject by saying "Shall we play... um... mummies and daddies now?"
"Sure," replies Turner. "Can I be mummy?"
Thinking tis better to give than to recieve and frankly a little relieved, the little guy agrees.
"Great," says Turner, "Now get over here and suck mummy's rock!"
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
