glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne too!"
"What a coincidence,"the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I
used a different rock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
