just remember your' surfboards lads, slap that thigh and ride the wave in..
now i like big girls..but please there is a limit, and mine is about a size 18.
iv'e seen slimmer Beachmasters on life on earth.. talk about who ate all the pies..and the cake ..and the biscuits.and the last rollo.........shudder!

I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]