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iggy1966
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"The next time you find yourself on a plane or a train, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Wildfire
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:D Brilliant
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, actually, that's probably not actually funny...


BUT, I do have a Muslim friend flying over from the UAE in a few days for a visit... Wonder if he's bringing his laptop?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

sick mate!!sick as fook :o


but also funny as wombles!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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