The Mummy Test

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:30 pm

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly... "All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"Ohhh... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:57 pm

I regularly eat things I find on the floor...

Slugs, old mouldy pies, poo anything that smells good.

Either that, or I'm compelled to roll in it.

Hasn't done me any harm

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:00 pm

Kitch wrote:Hasn't done me any harm

Ya reckon?

Post by **sirch345** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:38 pm

sparrowlegs · Post by **sparrowlegs** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:34 pm

I didn't like to mention the smell Kitch..you did have a sort of "different aroma" last time we met up..i thought it was ya new aftershave lol xxx ya knows i luffs ya xxxxxxxxx