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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Kitch
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by Kitch »
Paints Man-parts Scarlet?
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
you forgot one
"Fu*@ing obnoxious Cow"
oh hang on does'nt have the initials PMT but still works
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
iggy1966 wrote:"Fu*@ing obnoxious Cow"
oh hang on does'nt have the initials PMT but still works
LOL. You're right. There's something to be said for skipping it altogether
I think it was Roseanne who said "I love PMS. It's the only time I truly get to be myself".
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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