Nudist Colony

[RQ]

A man joins a nudist colony and on his first day he strips and wanders around. A gorgeous blonde walks by, and the man gets a stiffy. The woman notices his erection and says, "Did you call me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lies down and lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. A huge, hairy man lumbers toward him, "Did you call for me?" he says. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man spins him around and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the office where he yells, "You can keep the $500 membership fee, I'm outta here!" "But, sir," states the receptionist, "you've only been here for a few hours." The man replies, "Listen, lady, I'm 68, I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day - I'm gone!"

[chaz]

another one on Rick Wakeman today

[sirch345]

Good too hear from you Ronan I hope you are well, and how's JW going

Cheers,

Chris.