Nutritional tip

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Nutritional tip

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After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Americans will live a long while then, because I'm not sure they speak English at all. They vote in a strange way too....................
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VTRgirl wrote: Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
I think most of us should be pretty safe over here if that's true :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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