"bitchin, did u see the way i did that zog zigg down the mountain then?".
..the other piped "i think the term you are looking for is Zig zog down the mountain"
... "no it isnt" said the first "its zog zig"
...."no, its zig zog"
Anyway after five mins of argueing they saw a guy approaching them pulling a sled...
"i know" said the first "we will ask him"
So over they went to the guy and asked "excuse me, when u are skiing side to side down a mountain is it called a zog zig or a zig zog?"
The guy says "i dunno about skiing i am a tabogganist"
"pukka" proclaims the second skiier....
"in that case can i have 20 Benson and Hegdes and a box of matches please?"
