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lmao_37
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department of homeland security

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Just wanted to let you know the New Homeland Security Bill has Passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing as you know it Will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI Says you will not notice anything different.

For a demonstration, click on the link below:

Homeland Security

http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/
wheres the road kill............?
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Post by Kitch »

courtesy of bash.org, the funniest FBI thing ever (well, i thought so, I have honestly laughed so hard some wee came out at some of bash.org - well worth a check out)

Anyway, it went like this:

#88575 +(6774)- [X]

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

(kinda lame unless you appreciate IRC humour)
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