A little old lady goes

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to the doctor and says, "I have this problem
with wind, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell
and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed wind at least
20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know
what the hell you gave me, but now my wind - although still silent -
stinks terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing..."