|this. Many
|>
|>Chicago folks did hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The
|>
|>DJs
|>
|>play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
|called "Mate
|>
|>Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
|>
|>seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
|>
|>she
|>
|>is then asked 3 random yet extremely personal questions. The
|person is also
|>
|>asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
|>
|>verification. If their partner answers those same three questions
|>
|>correctly,
|>
|>they both win the prize.
|>
|>One particular game, however, several months ago made the Windy City drop
|>
|>to
|>
|>its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard.
|>
|>Anyway, here's how it all went down:
|>
|>DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
|>
|>Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
|>
|>DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if
|>
|>you win. What is your name? First only please."
|>
|>Contestant: "Brian."
|>
|>DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
|>
|>Brian: "Yes."
|>
|>DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
|>
|>Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
|>
|>DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
|>
|>Brian: "Sara."
|>
|>DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
|>
|>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
|>
|>DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?"
|>
|>Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
|>
|>DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
|>
|>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
|>
|>DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
|>
|>Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
|>
|>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
|>
|>Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
|>
|>DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
|>
|>Brian: "About 10 minutes."
|>
|>DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
|>
|>if a trip wasn't at stake."
|>
|>Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
|>
|>DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
|>
|>morning?"
|>
|>Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
|>
|>DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it?"
|>
|>Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for
|>
|>a
|>
|>couple of weeks and ..."
|>
|>DJ: "Uh huh..."
|>
|>Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
|>
|>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian. Now where did you do it?"
|>
|>Brian: "...on the kitchen table."
|>
|>DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
|>
|>times
|>
|>I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
|>
|>number and call her up. You listen to this."
|>
|>3 minutes of commercials follow.
|>
|>DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
|>
|>(touch tones.....ringing....)
|>
|>Clerk: "Kinkos."
|>
|>DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
|>
|>Clerk: "This is she."
|>
|>DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and
|>
|>I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
|>
|>Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
|>
|>DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
|>
|>any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the
|rules of 'Mate
|>
|>Match'?"
|>
|>Sarah: "No."
|>
|>DJ: "Good!"
|>
|>Brian: (laughing)
|>
|>Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
|>
|>Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
|>
|>honest."
|>
|>DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
|>
|>answers match Brian's answers, then both of you will be off to Orlando,
|>
|>Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea World, tickets to the Magic's
|>
|>game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
|>
|>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
|>
|>DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
|>
|>Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
|>
|>DJ: "What time?"
|>
|>Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
|>
|>DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
|>
|>Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
|>
|>DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
|>
|>manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question
|away from
|>
|>a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
|>
|>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
|>
|>DJ: "Where did you have it?"
|>
|>Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
|>
|>Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
|>
|>DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
|>
|>Sarah: "Well..."
|>
|>DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
|>
|>Sarah: "In the ass....."
|>
|>
|>After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
