whats the best hangover cure
whats the best hangover cure
birthday today and going out on the beer up covent garden tomorrow night ,so i know im going to be ill sat -sun ,the older you get the longer it takes for a hangover to pass (39 ) i have tried drinking a pint of water before going to bed ,think i spilled most of it ,,whats your cure ????
Bestest hangover cure is to drink as much water as you can before bed.
Then maybe some regular paracetemol and more water in the morning if needed. Toast (no marge or butter) if you're feeling starving first thing, and wait till lunchtime to have heavy food.
For extra points, you can forego all that nonsense, get lashed, pull, head back to hers, sick on her carpet, elbow-sick in her bed and leave before she wakes up, staggering around an unkown area accosting strangers for busfare home while looking like a crack addicted pit-bull's just smeared you in kebab chili sauce and had its way with you, repeatedly.
Then maybe some regular paracetemol and more water in the morning if needed. Toast (no marge or butter) if you're feeling starving first thing, and wait till lunchtime to have heavy food.
For extra points, you can forego all that nonsense, get lashed, pull, head back to hers, sick on her carpet, elbow-sick in her bed and leave before she wakes up, staggering around an unkown area accosting strangers for busfare home while looking like a crack addicted pit-bull's just smeared you in kebab chili sauce and had its way with you, repeatedly.
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Ahh, those were the daysKitch wrote:For extra points, you can forego all that nonsense, get lashed, pull, head back to hers, sick on her carpet, elbow-sick in her bed and leave before she wakes up, staggering around an unkown area accosting strangers for busfare home while looking like a crack addicted pit-bull's just smeared you in kebab chili sauce and had its way with you, repeatedly.

Rich.


Hangover cure.
A cup of warm lard with a whelk in it.
If you can keep that down your cured!
If you can look at it without throwing up thats even better!!!!
Mac
If you can keep that down your cured!
If you can look at it without throwing up thats even better!!!!
Mac

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Intramuscular shot of Vitamin B, a litre of 9% Normal Saline intravenously & 10mg Metaclopramide, orally if you can keep it down, or else bung it in with the saline. Simple
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