Just not fair!

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VTRgirl
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Just not fair!

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After Moses and God were finished with their talk up on Mt Sinai, Moses finished with this one last question.

"Okay let me get this straight. The Arabs get all that oil & we have to cut the ends off our genitals, right?"

"That's right."

"And we're The 'Chosen People'!?"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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