Dead from Excitement. Seriously.
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Dead from Excitement. Seriously.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Poor guy.
That's terrible.
Rest In Peace Brother
As an old t-shirt (Ogri I think) said ...
"They can have my bike when they prize the throttle from my cold dead fingers!"
Lucky for me, the wife loves bikes. (Makes it more expensive when you've got to buy 2 of everything though including bikes!)
Graeme
That's terrible.
Rest In Peace Brother
As an old t-shirt (Ogri I think) said ...
"They can have my bike when they prize the throttle from my cold dead fingers!"
Lucky for me, the wife loves bikes. (Makes it more expensive when you've got to buy 2 of everything though including bikes!)
Graeme

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2 Imprezas now that's impreziveVTR1000KAZ wrote:
try having 2 bikes ( his and hers) and 2 subaru imprezas ( hers and his !) !!![]()

1 Car, 4 Bikes (at the moment), a daughter with expensive hobbies like her parents!
She likes horses, plays double bass, violin and flute (check out price of a DB!!)
Hence we also have a large bloody estate car instead of something smaller and sporty.
We (parents) also dive (Subaqua) and keep marine aquaria.

Too many expensive hobbies and too much month left at the end of the salary!!!


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Teehee! Had to send a fella down to the cold-room in a rather similar condition last week!tony.wilde1 wrote:died doing something he loved ay?reminds me of that old geezer that died while having sex,they couldnt shut the coffin,so they painted his helmet red and made a hole for it in the lid...when the funeral went past an old lady looked in and said"is that all they could afford ?one lousy tulip!!![]()
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If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Sad but even a bigger shock for the guy driving the Range Rover
Tony you just reminded me of another joke
A similar situation as yours, where a guy died on the job, and they couldn't get the coffin lid on, so they bored a hole in the lid, then planed the shaft down flush with the lid so it looked like a knot


Tony you just reminded me of another joke

A similar situation as yours, where a guy died on the job, and they couldn't get the coffin lid on, so they bored a hole in the lid, then planed the shaft down flush with the lid so it looked like a knot


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sirch345 wrote:Sad but even a bigger shock for the guy driving the Range Rover![]()
Tony you just reminded me of another joke![]()
A similar situation as yours, where a guy died on the job, and they couldn't get the coffin lid on, so they bored a hole in the lid, then planed the shaft down flush with the lid so it looked like a knot![]()








