Sugeoun Vs Mechanic

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Sugeoun Vs Mechanic

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine.

I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...


"Try doing it with the engine running"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: excellent
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: super, smashing, great :lol: :lol:
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