Baby Mix Up

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Baby Mix Up

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An English Man A West Indian Man And a Welsh Man all arrive at the
maternity hospital simultaneously as their wives are giving birth.

The Nurse comes out and says "The good news is that all the babies
are fine and the mothers are also doing well."
The Men sigh a collective relief.

The nurse then says "However there's been a mix up with the babies
and we can't tell which one is which. What we were hoping is that
the fathers could go in one at a time and see if they can see any
specific visual traits that might identify a baby as their own."

The English Man goes in first and after a few minutes comes
rushing out holding a black baby above his head and shouting
"This ones mine!"

The nurse interrupts him and says "To be quite honest sir
we kind of felt that the coloured child was a forgone conclusion."

The English Man replies "Bugger that, I'm not taking a chance
on accidentally picking the Welsh one."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RedStormV »

Bah!

That'll teach me ....

Already been posted ! :oops: :oops: :oops:

http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8844
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Post by VTRgirl »

Hahaha... But Tony thought it was one smilie funnier this time! :lol:
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