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Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat.
After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For ****sake, you *****, it's twenty to two in the ****ing morning!!"
Rich.

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Post by storminateacup »

I can get the same result playing a few power chords on a Strat thru an AC 30.....................
I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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Love it!

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If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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