You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.
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>Here are some examples:
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>FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but ou
can see right through them.
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>PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.
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>TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
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>HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt
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>SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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>WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
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>TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.
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>EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
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>HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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>THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be
male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying.....................
YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS BUT............
YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS BUT............
She's my idea of beauty and thats what I ride.
