VTR Girl may be able to comment on this from both nationality and professional point of view!..........
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A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie
The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her *rse.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
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Bah!
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. Note to self 'do search for key word in joke before posting and making yourself look like a right numpty!'
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This works - just did search for 'coins' and found one I was going to post.
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This one isn't a joke it really happened last year out at a pub near me a family were having a meal in a pub when the wife got a lump of meat stuck in her throat, fell of the chair chocked and died. Staff dialled 999 and the first responders arrived and started CPR (to no avail) the husband CARRIED ON EATING HIS STEAK
I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
storminateacup wrote:
the wife got a lump of meat stuck in her throat, fell of the chair chocked and died. Staff dialled 999 and the first responders arrived and started CPR (to no avail) the husband CARRIED ON EATING HIS STEAK
and whats wrong with that ? why waste a good steak...
Who said it was a good steak I would sooner have licked her #rse than eaten steak in that pub
I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
I would sooner have licked her #rse than eaten steak in that pub