sporran tax?

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sporran tax?

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heard on the radio today that anyone wearing/owning a sporran has to pay £13 tax?because of it being made from endangered species :o wtf?!! 8O


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6234290.stm


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i guess us down south will have to pay "undercracker tax"

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im not telling :oops: :oops: :oops:


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however,there is some fur involved!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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8O 8O 8O Next it'll be a skidmark tax!!!! 8O :lol: 8O
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SPORRANS

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I think it is something similar to the register that taxidermists have to keep, basically it means any sporrans manufactured from anything remotely at risk (endangered), it is supposed to enable the powers that be ( "The Sporran Police") trace the source of the item. In the same way that taxidermists have to prove the origin and cause of death etc of their material.
I hope this makes some sense to you all, :confused before too much south of the border piss taking starts :lol: :lol:

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OMG!!

The World is going feckin' crazy!!!!!!! What Next?

I'm glad it's the Scottsh Parliament that's introducing this else our friends North of the Border would be painting themselves blue and showing their behinds as they marched South to Sack York!!!!
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Blimey! You should all just move to Oz. Over here, you're allowed to kill & eat whatever you can catch or shoot.

I believe we're the only country that eats everything on our coat of arms.


(Reminds me of Bill Oddie's "coat of arms"... bwaaaahahahaha...)
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Yeah but you also have 8 of the 10 deadliest critters.

9 of 11 if you include Aussie Rules players.
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Re: SPORRANS

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tattie wrote:I think it is something similar to the register that taxidermists have to keep, basically it means any sporrans manufactured from anything remotely at risk (endangered), it is supposed to enable the powers that be ( "The Sporran Police") trace the source of the item. In the same way that taxidermists have to prove the origin and cause of death etc of their material.
I hope this makes some sense to you all, :confused before too much south of the border piss taking starts :lol: :lol:

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i think having to pay out to wear something is ridiculous..you'll have to wear a tax disc soon :o
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Post by Pete.L »

Jeez Tony
The goverments not that archaic.
I'm sure they'd rather chip and pin us
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At least it's not Sporan tacks eh? Ouch!!! 8O
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