The only way a couple could have some "private time" on a Sunday afternoon with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all that was happening.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation, "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by. Looks like the Anderson's have company," hecalled out. "Matt's riding a new bike. Looks like the Sanders are moving. Jason is on his skateboard."
After a few moments, he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!!"
Startled, his Mom and Dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"
The boy answered, "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle."
Private Time
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Private Time
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
