Women

[Stratman]

After all these years, why do I still miss my girlfriend? A combination of Joe Cocker on the CD, some red wine and a nice sunset and I'v gone back into reveries from years ago.

Bitch.

Sorry, normal service will be resumed in the morning

[VTRgirl]

Awwwwww... Cause deep down you're a sweetie. It's okay. I won't tell your mates.

Oh, and because you're a sensitive muso. People who understand music understand emotion. Simple.

Don't be in a hurry to resume normal service. Wallow & reminisce. It's good for you every now & then.

[Kermit]

Might I suggest achange of song. How about : Ben Folds Five - Song for the Dumped

Lyrics are below:


So you wanted
to take a break
Slow it down some and
have some space

Well f#ck you too
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
(And don't forget to give
me back my black T-Shirt)

Wish I hadn't bought you
dinner
Right before you dumped me
on your front porch
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
You bitch
I want my money back
and don't forget

And don't forget.

[Kitch]

The 6 stages of breakup as told through the medium of song...

Freshly bitter

Rock Bottom

Healthily moved on ;)

Reflective

Getting over it

New potential? (wibble)

[storminateacup]

Stratman use the experience to write some good music. This was my pathetic attempt after a recent experience. Still she left me with the VTR and Jess my dog. Time they say is a great healer.

I loved my woman 10 long years or more
Yeh I loved my woman of that I’m sure
She left me the other day yeh she jus walked away…..
Lord I’m so sad what will become of me

I’m left all alone can’t even pray …
I loved her so much didn’t know she felt that way..
She’s gone left me didn’t say a word……….
Feel so bad I’m gonna see my lord……..

I can’t stand the pain it’s in my heart and in my head
The only pill I got is 2oz of lead
Yeh I loved that woman…pains so bad I can’t stay
Forgive me lord it’s the only way

I loved my woman 10 long years or more
Yeh I loved my woman of that I’m sure
She left me the other day yeh she jus walked away…..
Lord I’m so sad what will become of me………

[JAY.B]

do you know what happens when you play a country and western song backwards? you get your girl back, your dog back, your truck back....... he he. there will be a day, and not too far from now, you wont give her a secound thought. times a great man!

[Kitch]

You know what happens when you play Take That records backwards?









They sound better

[BarryH]

DON'T GET ME STARTED!!!!! If I could afford the divorce I'd go and bloody get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JAY.B]

thats why divorse is so expensive, they're worth it ha ha

[VeetyR]

Strat what you have is commonly called "the belly" my friend...... its that pit in ya stomach feeling you get when ya split with someone u really like deep down.

Things that cause "the belly" : -

- telephone calls with ex.

- seeing/hearing about said ex enjoying themselves whilst u are in turmoil.

- Thinking about ex with other guys ( ouch, this one hurts )

- Thinking about any kids u have with ex.

It all amounts to belly gone getchya...and the only thing that really cures it is time.

The other thing that may set you off is "stuff"......the items you left behind in the split that you didnt realise you needed until 6mnths later......and when you do remember "stuff" this inherantly leads to "the belly". Infact some "stuff" is so mythical/legendary in my mind i now question whether i actlually had stuff or if it is a figment of my imagination.

perhaps i have forced this train of thought tho.....if i didnt own it it didnt happen ... know what i mean?

Anyway i am rambling here so give it time mr....u will be ok...just find some pretty lil strumpet to help you forget. And whateva u do dont call out the ex's name whilst doin the bizz......i have done this but that is another story.

[Stratman]

just find some pretty lil strumpet to help you forget

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I like the sound of that!

Thanks guys (and gals) for your replies - I shall go strumpet hunting!