The Journey of Man
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VTRgirl
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- Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
The Journey of Man
"When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend by there was no passion, so I decided I needed to find a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen. Cried all the time & threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable & never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impestuous things & made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially & very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31 I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground & I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me & took everything that I owned. I am now older & wiser & looking for a girl with big tits."
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
