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Superman was a bit bored because Batman & Spidey had gone scuba-diving, so he was filling in time flying around the place like a mad thing.

On passing a tall building, he noticed Wonderwoman on the roof, completely naked & spread-eagled! He'd always fancied Wonderwoman, so sped down, did his thing faster than a speeding bullet & flew off again.

Wonderwoman was a bit taken aback & said "What the heck was that?"

The invisible man got off her & said "I have no idea, but sheeeeesh it hurt!"
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Christ, I remember hearing that one in the 70's :roll:
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cupasoop wrote:Christ, I remember hearing that one in the 70's :roll:
Not to worry, Cupa. If you're old enough to remember hearing that one in the 70s, alzheimers should be kicking in soon & you can re-read it to your heart's content :P
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