normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light
goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
*poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*!
the light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!" Ethel exclaims.
"He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!".
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