Men & Alcohol

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Men & Alcohol

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After the party, as the couple were driving home, the wife asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible you are to women?"

The flattered husband laughed and said, "No, dear, they haven't."

The wife yells, "Then what the f*#k gave you THAT idea at the party?!!"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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