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yanto
Posts: 124 Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:47 amLocation: pembrey
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by yanto Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:56 pm
If you are sitting next to someone on a plane or a train who irritates you
follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link
http://www.tinyurl.com/34fzpf
storminateacup
Posts: 715 Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:38 pmLocation: Maldon
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by storminateacup Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:48 pm
I get a blank screen?
I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Pete.L
Forum Health And Safety Officer
Posts: 7224 Joined: Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:09 pmLocation: Bristol
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by Pete.L Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:45 pm
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
storminateacup
Posts: 715 Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:38 pmLocation: Maldon
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by storminateacup Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:19 pm
I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Kitch
Posts: 1548 Joined: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:05 pmLocation: Lancashire
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by Kitch Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:40 pm
My mate got detained by US customs when I sent him that lin a few months back.
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Badger
Posts: 376 Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:42 pmLocation: Halesowen West Mids
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by Badger Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:48 pm
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:07 am
Effectiveness multiplied if you put a tea-towel on your head first.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
yanto
Posts: 124 Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:47 amLocation: pembrey
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by yanto Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:29 am
LOL 
