Another bike nicked

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kevg
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Post by kevg »

now we're getting 11 year old kids shot...... 8O
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VeetyR
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Post by VeetyR »

I am sorry to hear about the missing bike man.....My g/f's bike got stolen not long ago and mine has had 3 attempts on it...i share the pain.



And....What T F!!!!....Shaun1978.....Thats bullsh*t and personally i woudnt give a fu*k what the police said.....I would go and get my stuff back and if it came to getting "medievil" on peeps then so be it. Especially if i knew who they were and where it was. A few Friends an empty back seat and a naked walk home from the middle of the woods would be the order of the day.( hmm maybe kidnapping is extreme but i would still bust a lip or somit lol )

I aint being funny, if the police charged you with something i am sure whatever judge looked at the case should it ever go to court would be sympathetic to your cause in that situation.

The fact that the police are sitting by watching your stuff being sold doesnt bode well for them either...especially if u can prove its yours.....surely they should be taking action and not leaving it up to you to sort out. Too much pencil pushin(signing asbo's) goes on these days and not enough action. VeetyR
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Post by FLYING DRUID »

Not sure national service will work,,i live amongst four army camps,,ime dreading when they return from active service ,our small town has seen so many army thugs fighting and urinating yards from a public toilet..

It all stems from parents ,,ive brought up two sons now in late thirties and theve been good lads ,,,if the parents were put in jail for a week it would make a lot of difference to the kids,,put the kids in a remand hall and bully em a bit (i mean give em a good slap) they will toe the line eventually.

I suspect I may well have broken the law by stating these things..

I was in mid france on a biking week with some mates in july ,,on the saturday evening behind our house 8 french kids turned up had a barby and drank some beer played some music down by the river not a nuisance at all,they left at 11 30 ,sunday morning we were strolling along the river bank where they partied the nite before,,NOT EVEN A FAG END WAS LEFT IN THE GRASS ,the french kids took all their rubbish home ..

What are we doing wrong ?
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Tempest
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Post by Tempest »

How about Sterilisation, that way they can't produce any more, and in time will die off ;)
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Post by iggy1966 »

Tempest wrote:How about Sterilisation, that way they can't produce any more, and in time will die off ;)
I like your way of thinking :lol:

Perhaps performed without any anesthetic as well :twisted:
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Post by warby221 »

Seems like we’ve all got story’s to tell
How’s this one for yer
About 2 years ago my eldest son went to town to buy a video game on his way back he was set upon by a gang of (5) 16 year olds “he was 12 just going on 13” :x gave him a right pasting luckily some people from the local heath centre came out and the lads ran off chased by one man who seen them run in to a flat.
The police were called and I got a call telling me about it
The lads face was a mess swollen eye, bust nose cut and bruises every were along with bruised ribs and back.
Plod turns up 2 days later to take a statement and it’s the first statement they’ve taken
So the witnesses descriptions are now no good as the guy that chased them only got a good look at the back of them but could identify then from there clothing. Bit late
Any way the up shot of the conversation with the numb git is sorry we’ve been busy and this is the first chance we’ve had to get round to your report
To this I say doing what and end up having a blazing row with him and just about through him out of the house saying I’ll find the little bas*** and sort it :evil:
To this he says you can’t take the law in to your own hands or you’ll be in trouble

Any way as you may guess if I ever see a copper on fire now I wouldn’t piss on them to put them out there just oxygen thieves in my mind now
And God help the little sods if I ever catch up with them
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Post by Zer0Zer0 »

Stick both it's hands twixt chain and rear sprocket.....then do a burnout.....
or birch the skin of their backsides....you know...BIG Muscular. sergeant..
fresh bundle of birch.....bucket of heavily salted water..and flay the snot out of the fkrs.....now that makes me smile... :D :D
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Have a sweetie and stop crying........
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rob1n
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Post by rob1n »

Cupasoop is right, however, if you send them to Afghanistan or Iraq the little shits won't come back - well they might but, in rubber bags hopefully. The Army wouldn't want them cos they are useless, spineless cowards, unlike our brave boy's out there now.
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Post by Stratman »

Breeding licences. Said it before, I'll say it again.
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Post by LotusSevenMan »

I had a 14' skiboat stolen from storage at a friends property. I'd worked really hard on it and saved money etc etc. Now I ain't made of money but was proud I had finally got it all up together.
I knew who was involved. A drunk driving B45t4RD who was well known in the area. He knew my mate was going on holiday and 'removed' the boat the following evening.
Police didn't want to know! They just gave me a crime number and would not even visit the git. Total refusal :evil:
Then, it turned out my insurance was void as the boat was kept further away than the deemed was required from my house!!!! Unbelievable. I had done all the locks, wheel clamps, outboard locks etc they'd asked for yet it still wasn't good enough.
But worst was those on high sent me a letter asking if I wanted a visit from victim support.
Oh bl%dy great :roll:
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Post by solorider »

JAY.B wrote:public floggings!!!!!!!! that what i say. in the town sqaure with their pants around their ankles, a few whacks across the butt along with the humiliation would do a better job. although that might encourage some of your pollitions and some of our priests to commit crime :lol: :lol: ha ha
here here totaly agree with you,make sure the news papers,itn etc are there.

i had recently had my honda mb50 taken from my garage,scumbags broke the garage door lock and steering lock,luckily the bike had a cable lock around the wheel,of all the days i go to see my sister(garage is 6 miles from my home by my sisters) i did on this day and managed to stop them completely removing the bike,but because i had an auto car i couldnt get the keys out of the ignition(didnt want them nicking that 2) tried to run after the scroat but he got away,annoying thing is the police know who it was and say they cant do a thing due to lack of evidence,annoyingly same scroat has a 9pm curfew and i bet he wasnt back at home in time
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Post by Kitch »

Its not really the cops fault either. The vast majority of cops I know are as pissed off as you when they have to go deal with the same scrote night after night and cant lock him up because his bail conditions or ASBO doesnt have a power of arrest on it as the courts didnt want to infringe his rights.

Yeah, there are a tiny minority (a small number, not midgets) that are just in the wrong job, but most would relish the chance to put these scumbags away or in a dark dark place with Bob, the 300lb shaved gorilla.

The courts, police and society are all hamstrung when it comes to law and order by way too many rules, nannying, health and safety and offenders rights crap to be worth anything.

Theres talk of a proper Zero Tolerance policy being implemented round here, which I can't see happening, but wish it would.
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