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LotusSevenMan
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Post by LotusSevenMan »

One of these moments when both shout out in unison & loud voices at each other "What the bl%dy hellski are YOU doing here" ? 8O
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VTRgirl
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Shame they're divorcing now they've found they have that in common. That's just one more woman who'll charge him now...
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Kitch
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Post by Kitch »

Did he stay and nail her for a discount before serving her papers?

(which is obviously the only course of action, unless you're me in which case you'd exploit the sympathy and staff discount angle with every single other lady working there.)
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VeetyR
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Post by VeetyR »

nah, u would just order her and a really fit one..........then make her watch your best guitar face HAHAHAHA


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She was earning it and he was spending it, isn't that how it's meant to work :wink: :lol:

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Post by Beamish »

Absolutely mint! :lol: :lol:
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