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tony.wilde1
Posts: 2230 Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:32 pmLocation: sussex
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by tony.wilde1 Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:34 pm
the guy was a star,and a legend,constantly getting 18 million viewers!!
r.i.p.
Squiffythewombat
Posts: 1406 Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:51 pmLocation: Canterbury, Kent
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by Squiffythewombat Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:48 pm
LOL!...i think ive just wee'd myself! Thats well funny!
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Kermit
Posts: 84 Joined: Sun May 27, 2007 9:57 pm
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by Kermit Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:14 pm
His law firm will miss him most, he was the best shorthand typist they'd ever had !
storminateacup
Posts: 715 Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:38 pmLocation: Maldon
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by storminateacup Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:16 pm
They are televising his cremation it will be called "you've been flamed"
I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Badger
Posts: 376 Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:42 pmLocation: Halesowen West Mids
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by Badger Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:59 pm
It looks like God's dealt him another bad hand.
MrsCupa
Posts: 25 Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:06 am
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by MrsCupa Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:15 pm
you should all be ashamed of yourselves
for telling such crap jokes
cupasoop
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Posts: 2687 Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:02 pmLocation: Ayrshire, Scotland
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by cupasoop Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:21 am
Looks like he's actually been murdered and his wife's meant to have done it. Her lawyer say's shes been framed.
Rich.
Andy1671
Posts: 75 Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:49 amLocation: lancashire
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by Andy1671 Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:28 am
Apparently his ashes are being spread on a compost heap so he should be back in early spring with "Beadles a sprout"
I have reverse paranoia I think i am following somebody
cupasoop
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Posts: 2687 Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:02 pmLocation: Ayrshire, Scotland
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by cupasoop Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:43 am
On a serious note, I did hear on the radio that he raised over 100 million pounds for charity which surely makes him a good guy.
(this bit is actually true)
So, a big hand for Jeremy
Rich.
Beamish
Posts: 2862 Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:09 pm
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by Beamish Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:44 pm
Beadle had to give up international Poker due to always getting dealt a crap hand
I see myself as a sensitive intelligent man but with the heart of a clown that causes me to **ck things up right at that crucial moment........'Jim Morrison'
Kermit
Posts: 84 Joined: Sun May 27, 2007 9:57 pm
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by Kermit Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:39 pm
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 amLocation: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:02 pm
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
cupasoop
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Posts: 2687 Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:02 pmLocation: Ayrshire, Scotland
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by cupasoop Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:48 pm
Feel free to join in
Playing cards with the missus one night and she looks over and says "that's a sh1t hand you've got there Jeremy"
Rich.
clayderman
Posts: 253 Joined: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:59 pmLocation: Surrey
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by clayderman Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:00 pm
After reading about his charity work I had a complete change of heart about the man, I never used to like him and found him annoying, I now think to go through what he did while still raising money for worthy causes is incredibly admirable.
Anyway onto the joke
Apparently Jeremy Beadle had an incredibly small chipolata, but on the other hand.......
