A Man was ..........

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iggy1966
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A Man was ..........

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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been wombles?"
The fellow said "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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tony.wilde1
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

cruel....but funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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VTRgirl
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Forensic evidence later determined the first woman to be in her early twenties, blonde & employed as a shop assistant.

The second was in her thirties, a brunette & married to a wealthy man.

The third was a nurse.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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