Guts or Balls.. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions...!.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
Subject: Guts or Balls
Subject: Guts or Balls
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Pretty muchVTRgirl wrote:That'd be a one-way, dead-end street then Beamish?
I would still be pulling the broomstick out of my ass if I tried one of those two 
I see myself as a sensitive intelligent man but with the heart of a clown that causes me to **ck things up right at that crucial moment........'Jim Morrison'