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Kitch
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Post by Kitch »

Timbo wrote:Now where do you think B&Q would stand on me testing some lagging for size "in store"
Mostly the staff in B&Q stand about 6 feet away, especially if you spin round real fast.
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LOL

I knackered 'my boys' on the tank of my first VTR about 7 years ago, I can still feel the impact today!

My worst nadger moment though has gotta be en route back from Assen on my bandit back in 97, with a group of about 12 of us. We were riding through Belgium (dodgy tarmac galore) I hit an unseen bump that smacked my boys so hard against the tank I got double vision. When I pulled over (followed by everyone else) I didn't even have the power of speech to explain why I'd just stopped us all. It took much gesturing and pointing before I got my point across.
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'98 VTR in black - road whore - track bitch
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Pete.L
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Ha!
Wish I had thought about some lagging and a jock strap the night I went out and drove into a stationary car at 65 mph :lol:
Used my boys as take off runners on the tank, flew 100 yrds or so down the road and promtly passed out 8O .
I won't go into details about the swelling afterwards and NoVTR Girl the are no pictures but I will admit it was a week before I could walk again (and still slightly bow legged at that).
Right I'm off to B&Q.
Happy Riding all :lol:
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My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
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