Theses are true things that have been done by friends of mine when I worked in a shipyard some 20 years ago
Both bike related
Case one
M8’s girlfriend finds out he’s been saving up for some thing and thinks its going to be a big birthday present she starts planning night out with meal , a club and present on him of course
She’s dropping hints to what she’s after for birthday
Birthday arrives m8 walks in with big box under arm and hands it to her
She nearly hits the floor with it and looks puzzled
She opens it up to find 2 nice shiny new after market shocks for a gt750 kettle
She says what the ******** are these for I wanted blar blar
M8 replies well you f***** the other ones
They split up soon after
Moral of the tail girlfriend may sod off but shock don’t
Case 2
M8 and girlfriend doing Europe on his bike they stop on mounting road in Alps
Parked up at the side of the road on gravel
Girlfriend has back to bike looking out over a shear cliff edge enjoying the view
M8’s facing girlfriend and bike with back to cliff
Girlfriend comments on view m8 looks over shoulder then looks back
Lunges at girlfriend knocking her backwards
Moral of the tail even with a broken arm bikes cost more to fix in a fall than girlfriends
He pushed her under the bike when it fell
What a star
Come on people there must be more of these out there