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VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:21 am
'How I met my wife', by Jack Winter, New Yorker, 25 July 1994:
It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate. I was furling my wieldy umbrella... when I saw her... She was a descript person... Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she moved in a gainly way.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:25 pm
Now that IS funny. I actually thought most people on here would get it.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:35 am
Yeah, Timbo. You did good. The point, I guess, is to play on an oddity with the English language where we use "un" and "dis" to create opposites most of the time, but there are a lot of exceptions to the rule.
They say English is the hardest language to learn as a second one & it's easy to see why.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
simon t
Posts: 441 Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:43 pm
Location: Chauvac, South of France
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by simon t » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:55 am
VTRgirl wrote:
They say English is the hardest language to learn as a second one & it's easy to see why
Well yeah, the Aussies have been trying for two centuries and still haven't mastered it
RAINMAKER
Posts: 1590 Joined: Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:52 am
Location: HULL, EAST YORKSHIRE
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by RAINMAKER » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:30 pm
looks to me as though we put the right people on the boat
it may be clever, but its not big.
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:23 pm
RAINMAKER wrote: looks to me as though we put the right people on the boat
Yet everyone on the Oz forum got the irony...
Must suck to have the "rejects" of your society master your language better than you do, eh Paul?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
tony.mon
Posts: 16275 Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:46 pm
Location: Norf Kent
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by tony.mon » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:48 pm
so antipodeans are actually against us podeans, eh?
What have we ever done to you?
Personally, I'm against Rrhinums, dotes and disestablishmentarianism.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
lmao_37
Posts: 258 Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:26 pm
Location: Morton,Texas U.S.A.
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by lmao_37 » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:59 pm
wheres the road kill............?
iam hungry!!!!!
VTRgirl
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Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:53 am
And for punishment, you sent us to paradise. Go figure
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
lmao_37
Posts: 258 Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:26 pm
Location: Morton,Texas U.S.A.
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by lmao_37 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:07 pm
wheres the road kill............?
iam hungry!!!!!
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:46 pm
Life's nothing without a bit of adventure
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
thumper
Posts: 313 Joined: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:57 am
Location: fife scotland
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by thumper » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:56 am
i agree with vtrgirlie, and would swop any day ,the weather here is shite, and you can always squat when you dump
just because your breathing doesn't mean your alive