Who’d have thought it could be so dangerous
Had the ball spin on my finger twisting it at the joint with my palm
Its up like a balloon now when it did it I sort of shot up funny twisting my knee to

So spent the night with a limp and a dodgy digit

Any ways leg and finger still up in the morning so left it till 5pm for a quick run
Set of got 2 miles down the road and it starts hail stoning now I’ve got my roof boxer helmet on with no vents so down comes the visor and up comes the mist so it’s a face full of hail or seeing bugger all
Decide to sod of back home by doing a quick around the block to set me off back home when joining the main road I stop to look for traffic and got shunted up the butt by the car behind me

Just need to check my lottery numbers now no doubt I’ve lost and owe them a tenner