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tony.wilde1
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Headache

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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual,'' l have a headache''

''Perfect'', her husband said....

'' l was just in the bathroom powdering my chipolata with aspirin.. You can take it orally, or as a suppository,...it's up to you.''

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder if I should adapt that for a non-chipolata bearer & use it for patients... :?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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LOL @ Timbo. And the government thinks a tax break is the way to get people to join private health :roll: :lol:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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