Fancy that.

andyh · Post by **andyh** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 pm

Paddy and Murphy arrive at a fancy dress party. The theme is Emotions. Most people dressed in colours associated with feelings. Red- anger, green-envy, yellow- jealousy etc. The rest of the guests looked shocked to see Paddy naked with his Richard lodged in a pear and Murphy with his knob hanging into a bowl of custard! When asked what they had come as, Paddy replied "well oi'm deep in dis-pear" and Murphy said "and oi'm fockin dis-custard"

warby221 · Post by **warby221** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:40 pm

You forgot the one that came with a condom on his nose when asked what he had come as he said wombles nose