Dwarf

[andyh]

A dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse, "what you looking for asks the owner?", "a female horth" said the dwarf. The owner shows him a mare. "nithe horth, can I thee her eythes?". the owner picks him up and shows him it's eyes. "nithe eythes, can I thee her teeth?" The owner picks him up and shows him her teeth. "nithe teeth, can I see her twot?" The owner picks him up again and shoves his head up the mares fanny and then lifts him back down, the dwarf replies " I'll reefaze that, can I thee her wun awound?"

[stevevtr1]