"sorry to disturb you mate" says the binman, "but you haven't put your rubbish out. Where's y'bin?"
The japanese man looks at the bin man. "I bin on the toilet, what's it to you?" He says.
"No" says the binman, "I'm collecting the rubbish on your street. Where's y'dustbin?"
"I told you" says the Japanese man, "I just bin on the toilet! What you want?"
The dustbin man can here the wagon coming, so he tries one last time. "Look, I haven't got time for this. Where's y'wheelybin?"
"OK OK!" Says the Japanese man "you very pushy, you got me. I wheely bin having w@*k!"
Sorry......
