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Beamish
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Heard some beauties the other day:

1. 8 gauge - thick as **ck and hard to work with.

2. Lava Lamp - nice to look at but **ck all use

3. Brize Norton (as in shes a Brize Norton)- the biggest unit in the RAF

Any more out there?
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Kermit
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There's a guy at work who's lost all his teeth bar one gnasher in the middle... he's been given the nickname (which is genius) CENTRAL EATING !
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I used to work with a bloke who had the nickname Minty, as he always turned up for work 'After Eight' :D
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Kermit wrote:There's a guy at work who's lost all his teeth bar one gnasher in the middle... he's been given the nickname (which is genius) CENTRAL EATING !
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by curly »

We call one bloke at work Blister, because he always appears after the hard work has been done!!
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curly wrote:We call one bloke at work Blister, because he always appears after the hard work has been done!!
Blimey, Curly. He gets around! Turned up at my place yesterday 8O
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Post by Fireman on a Storm »

A fireman I know is called "Richard"

When he first started at the station they aske him wht does he want to be called :- Richard Ricky Richard??

He replied Richard will do
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We had a bloke at work also called biscuit because his name was gary and he was baldy "garibaldi"
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Post by Beamish »

I forgot one, we have a young lad who has just arrived and his nickname is Umin (pronounced youmin) stands for Ugliest Man In NATO
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Kermit wrote:There's a guy at work who's lost all his teeth bar one gnasher in the middle... he's been given the nickname (which is genius) CENTRAL EATING !
He must be related to that mexican called waneater.
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Hey Curly, didnt know you new ne brother. Thats what I call him cause he,s a plumer . :lol:
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Kermit wrote:There's a guy at work who's lost all his teeth bar one gnasher in the middle... he's been given the nickname (which is genius) CENTRAL EATING !

Or one eater
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Post by tattie »

A guy that works with a mate of mine is called "par 3" because he is, wait for it,









































A Short butt :lol: :lol:



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Timbo wrote:Tattie,

I dont get it. Please explain.
Wake up Timbo Par 3 =short butt ............Par 3 is a short hole..........butt = hole ipso fatso :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:
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storminateacup wrote:Wake up Timbo Par 3 =short butt ............Par 3 is a short hole..........butt = hole ipso fatso :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Should that not be 'ipso facto'?

Typo?, Freudian Slip?, or just a little dig at Tim? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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