Jesus is watching you

[iggy1966]

> Jesus is Watching YOU!
>
> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
> looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
> sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is
> watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
> out and froze.
>
> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the
> light back on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled
> the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
> heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around
> frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner
> of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a Parrot!
>
> "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
> "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
> "Moses," replied the bird.
> "Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a
> parrot Moses?"
> "Probably the same kind of people that would name their rottweiler
> Jesus," the bird answered.