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tony.wilde1
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bank trouble

Post by tony.wilde1 »

BIG PROBLEMS AT JAPANESE BANKS.

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the
run on Northern Rock Building Society in the UK , uncertainty has now hit
Japan .

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely
go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they
nose-dived.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that
there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that
staff may get a raw deal. :D
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Post by storminateacup »

Are you sure the Mammary Bank didn't go tits up :?: :roll:
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Post by patty »

:D :)


tony with a clean joke :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Post by andyh »

And the shareholders at the Bottle Bank plc. just lost theirs :D
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Post by VTRgirl »

patty wrote:tony with a clean joke :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nahhh, it's not possible.

I'm still hunting for the innuendo!
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