Faster and better than a Storm, or any other bike

andy c · Post by **andy c** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:46 am

What do you do then Beamish if it would be a Bussmans Holiday for you ?

RedStormV · Post by **RedStormV** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:53 am

sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you !

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

"Yes but it's cold for this time of year"

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:36 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels........ I say again my hovercraft is full of eels...... over.......

Andy, I fix jets in the RAF and have done for 20 yrs so I bloody hate the things !

andy c · Post by **andy c** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:43 pm

Wish you hadn't told me if you've got to kill me now

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:46 pm

andy c wrote:Wish you hadn't told me if you've got to kill me now

Wouldn't know how to, I am engineer not a war fighter no matter what skill at arms they try to drill in to me

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andy c · Post by **andy c** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:49 pm

My Lads looking at getting into mending aeroplanes but he wants civillian stuff not military

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:52 pm

andy c wrote:My Lads looking at getting into mending aeroplanes but he wants civillian stuff not military

So do I

Afghanistan/Basra suck the big one!

RedStormV · Post by **RedStormV** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:36 am

Beamish wrote:So do I Afghanistan/Basra suck the big one!

Nice tan though

Got an SAS guy in our place can't wait to get sent there later this year or maybe next, but his unit's deffo got the call.

Says if it wasn't for wife and kids he'd have joined regulars.

Idiot!

(SAS = Saturdays & Sundays = TA)

TBH, t'army'd be the last place I'd want to be. Id like to think the airforce would be good, but I did hanker to go into the navy when I was younger, maybe be a diver (I know it's not a full time job). Probably cos I can swim much better than I can feckin' fly

Got all sorts of ex-service in my team, mainly army, an ex para, ex guards, ex cavalry (tank commander). Place is full o' them.

Doh!

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:17 am

Mending aircraft was my job twenty five years ago, Civilian stuff.
Not quite a Vulcan, but I worked my way up to being allowed taxi clearance on the HS125 biz jets. Some thrill to start a pair of 'Vipers' and taxi this across the apron (at that time in 1980's); a 5 million pound private jet.

RedStormV · Post by **RedStormV** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:19 pm

I thought it was Buzz Lightyear that said that?

'so long and thanks for all the fish'

Stratman · Post by **Stratman** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:14 am

"Falling with style" was the Woody/Buzz bit. My daughter used to watch that film incessantly when she was little and could virtually recite the whole film!

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:46 pm

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast!

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:01 pm

Timbo wrote:
Beamish wrote:Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast!
That was Red Dwarf you plonker Ace Rimmer

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RedStormV · Post by **RedStormV** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:33 pm

Could this be Jim when he's not mending 'em?

Marshalling Fighters

That guy's got talent!

This not so funny - photo opportunity anyone?

If you have a fear of or are nervous of flying - DO NOT WATCH!

Watch The Birdie"

Change of underwear anyone?

Beamish · Post by **Beamish** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:28 pm

Funnily enough I have been on thet exact line (TLP Belgium) marshalling GR1 Tornados, so yes mate you are spot on.

Good spotter vision for the second clip (bloody spotters see far too much

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